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2-05-2008


All images courtesy of Wicked Pictures.

I have to admit, I judged a DVD by its cover when I grabbed this one. I figured with a title like Potty Mouth and a cover shot of Stormy Daniels in a public toilet, I'd be getting either a lot of dirty talk, sex in sleazy bathrooms or both. I'm sorry to say that neither is the case here. Instead, it is a compilation of 24 scenes from previously released Wicked vids whose unifying factor is that they were all shot in bathrooms.


Carmen Hart
Okay, so once I got over the initial disappointment of there being no dirty talk, I warmed to what is essentially a re-issue of old scenes. Sigh. But what a selection! The stuff spans an impressive 14 years of porn, so you get to see stars you may have been missing and even better: pubic hair! I know, that's my personal thang….

The opening scene features cover babe Stormy in, yes, a sleazy public bathroom. She's "The Predator" who's after Jenevieve Jolie and it's a full frontal assault. Followed by a full ass-al assault! There are spankings and a silver dildo and a whole lotta face-in-ass.

At a whopping total of 24, there are too many scenes to get into them all, so I'll just share my favorites:

Stephanie Swift and Sydney Steele are soaking in a stunning antique bathtub, a beautiful setting for clit licking and nipple biting. Plus I've always been a big fan of Swift's tiny tits. It's been a long time since I've seen these two onscreen! It's like a trip down memory lane!


Stormy Daniels
A few blocks down on that memory lane, we see Serenity paired with Mickey G. She gives him a blowjob with black gloves before they fuck in front of a Jacuzzi. But this one's a stand-out 'cause the come shot is a result of tit-fucking. You just don't get to see enough of that these days! And mmmm, those tits!

Lezley Zen gives Evan Stone one of the phlegmiest blowjobs ever while gripping onto his balls so tightly it made me squirm. When he maneuvers her around til her head's on top of the toilet, things get even raunchier. Urp!

Shaving enthusiasts will enjoy the scene with Haley Paige and Jayna Oso. They're splashing around in the same tub as Stephanie and Sydney, so the lighting's great on Oso's shaving-creamed snatch.

We see Serenity again -- and it IS a treat to see her! -- in a girl-girl scene with Nina Hartley. Serenity's sporting some truly inspiring white lingerie and Ms. Hartley sure knows what she's doing, eating pussy like she means it! The bathroom mirrors reflect all the action quite nicely and Nina's ass looks yummy, as usual.

There are a few scenes with PJ Sparxx -- talk about ancient history! -- with her awesome tan and '80s hair. She's slobbering over Misty Rain in a girl-girl Jacuzzi vignette and then crawls around on the bathroom tiles for Jay Ashley. I swear I saw an enema in there somewhere, but no "release." When he sits on the toilet to let her suck his cock…oooooh, dirty! And he's got SO much pubic hair! That alone had me turned on. They fuck for quite a while in this long scene and it's an inspiration watching her amazing ass. As an aside, the lack of set dressing is pretty humorous; I especially enjoyed the random toiletries and mismatched towels.

For even more hilarity, if not exactly hotness, check out the very, very young Jonathan Morgan teamed up with LeeAnne Foxx. Oh, the seething! The panting! And the passion! Get those acid washed jeans off-a her! Expose those bad fake tits! They look like a blow-up doll's! Or even worse, like candy -- and not in a good way. Her hair is oh-so-80s Valerie Bertinelli. And his, well he HAS his! But wait…there's public hair! And ankle socks! Okay, so you can't tell the difference between what I'm making fun of and what I actually appreciate. It doesn't matter. The scene is awesome.

Mid-way through scene 21 my DVD player crapped out. Or more accurately it simply wouldn't play any more of the DVD. I tried repeatedly to get back into the vid via the Menu and Pop Shot buttons, to no avail. But hey, at that point I'd seen over three and a half hours of action. Even if you see only 20 out of the 24, you'll get your money's worth.


Potty Mouth (Wicked Pictures)
Directed by: A couple dozen directors.
Starring: Carmen Hart, Carmen Luvana, Exotica, Haley Paige, Holly Hollywood, Janine Huxley, Jasmine Byrne, Jayna Oso, Jenevieve Jolie, Jessica Drake, LeAnne Foxxx, Lexi Lamar, Lezley Zen, Lacy Loren, Misty Rain, Nicole Sheridan, Nikki Arizona, Nina Hartley, PJ Sparxxx, Serenity, Stephanie Swift, Stormy Daniels, Sydnee Steele, Temptress, Barrett Blade, Brad Armstrong, Chris Cannon, Eric Masterson, Evan Stone, Jay Ashley, Jonathan Morgan, Kris Slater, Mickey G., Pavel Sahaj, Tony Tedeschi, and Voodoo.
Will Appeal To: Fans of Wicked porn from 1993-2006.

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